federal1337

the god

girl: oh my its federal1337 hes gonna end us!

by maneater190 May 6, 2024

Fedoodle

Noun - Something that does not make sense and yet so logical

That test was such a fedoodle skibidi rizz sigma balls.

by the fedoodles May 24, 2024

fedoodle

Something abstract that somehow makes sense.

That test was fedoodles

by the fedoodles June 6, 2024

Federico

Italian mafia

Your a Federico, cazzo, fanculo, merda

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Fedophile

Someone who has strong desires to sexually harrass and manhandle federal agents

Regardless of agency

"Man i would slam that gash"

"Yeah but shes a FED dude she'll shoot your dog!"

"Sounds like my kind of gal! Let her shoot my dog then we hate fuck!"

"Bro what the fuck? Are you a fedophile?"

by YURI Illyo December 18, 2024

Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.

Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.

by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025

Federal Unemployment Tax Act

The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.

While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.

6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{

by Montage of Chips March 18, 2025