February 23 

February 23 is grab dick day 😩. so go find your bf and grab his dick because that’s your dick now

Me: bae today is February 23
My bf: yeah and ?
Me: it’s grab your bf’s dick day !
Also me: *puts my hand in his pants*

February 23 by Gaga 55 February 20, 2021

February 9 

ask out your best friend day. ask out your bestie no matter what and they cant say no.

you; hey i got a question
bestie; yea?
you; will you date me, and its February 9 so you cant say no
bestie; YESSS

February 9 by JacobBatten1907 February 8, 2022

12th of February 

They are the hottest and cutest person you know anyone born of this day is a legend

Wow your so cool your definitely born on the 12th of February

12th of February by Ussypayatereay3000 January 13, 2022

february 5 

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

february 5 by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

february 9 

National gamer day.

Jake: Hey guess what!
Mallory: What?
Jake: It’s February 9th!
Mallory: Ok..? And?
Jake: It’s national gamer day!!

february 9 by NincompoopNavarre October 14, 2019

february 28th 

The fittest girls are born on this day,feb 28th is national booty slapping day and snogging day, so chap them lips ladys 🎃💓

Man: im about to smack my girls ass and snog her hard

Friend: why?
Man: cause its February 28th ma g

february 28th by It me uno 💓 October 13, 2019

february 11 

The day when the most beautiful, talented, caring, and best girl in the world was born, Park Chaeyoung.

"What day is today?"

"It's daysé, it's February 11!"

february 11 by seulgi love bot October 14, 2019