To check the Facebook profile of every person in your vicinity you can remember at the moment. Similar to googling somebody, i.e. virtually spying.
I was bored yesterday evening, so I facebooked everyone from high school. And you know what? I still look way better than everyone else!It's so awesome to facebook people!
by green tea007 February 24, 2009
Get the to facebook mug.Similar to joke insurance, facebook insurance is the mutual agreement to like/ comment on a friend's facebook status regardless of what it is, it is usually used to lessen the embarassment of having a really unsuccessful/boring status.
A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.
A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.
Sharon is sitting down
*John likes this*
Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally
*John likes this*
Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally
by Latem September 1, 2009
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Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.
(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
by DKizzay October 19, 2009
Get the Facebook Status Hacker mug.someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or "enlightened." These people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.
Tyler: Did you see Jeff's status update about life and why we exist?
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
by baudday April 29, 2010
Get the facebook prophet mug.Person 1: Wow, hey look at this, it says in the newspaper that the sexual predators percentage went up by fifty percent.
Person 2: Oh, that doesn't surprise me at all. It's that high because of facebook.
Person 2: Oh, that doesn't surprise me at all. It's that high because of facebook.
by Borgie Baby October 24, 2011
Get the Facebook mug.When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.
Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011
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Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Random Chick #1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with!"
Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
by protectmeaura December 10, 2008
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