Weed Eater

A large plug-in massager often used by women for vaginal stimulation such as the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Adam & Eve Magic Massager.

Plug in the weed eater honey, I'll be right there.

by Brock Ironthighs August 4, 2011

The Circle of Evanescence

Amy Lee meets Ben Moody.
Amy and Ben date.
Ben writes music.
Amy (barely) sings.
Amy and Ben get engaged.
Amy and Ben form Evanescence.
Amy and Ben split up.
Evanescence hits it big.
Amy's ego gets huge.
Ben leaves.
Ben starts working for Avril Lavigne.
Amy starts dating Shaun from Seether.
Avril starts wearing Amy-esque clothes.
Amy wears Avril-esque clothes for the Broken video.
Shaun begins to look like Ben.

What's next? Avril and Seether working together?

"And with the Avril/Seether tour, the Circle of Evanescence is complete."

by [schism] August 6, 2004

Eaten Clean

1. Eating a woman's pussy until she can no longer produce female lubricant.

She made me stop pleasuring her after she was Eaten Clean .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

jungle eater

the act of eating out a very hairy pussy

that bitch is a jungle eater

by bmoneyyyyfosho January 27, 2009

man eater

an unusually powerful and intelligent woman. she gets a kick out of using men because they are so easy to fool. if you fall for her, it's your own damn fault for being so stupid.

i arranged a date with two different men on the same night, same time. they both showed up and were both ditched at the end of the night. ironically, each one called the next day for another date. i'm a man-eater and those two got eaten alive!

by anne April 30, 2005

quife eater`

NO THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING! A good thing would be a pussy eater. This is just another insult.

Bob: I hate you
Nick: Shut the hell up you quife eater!

by friend of Jesus, I live in Tokyo September 29, 2003

evanescense

actually thats just the nam,e of the band. evanescence actually means 'far from sight'

i cant see him!
thats because hes too far away! havent u ever heard of evanescence?

by cassie March 17, 2005