A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.
*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”
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After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..
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After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..
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2. Someone who crosses boundaries by being overly involved in another person's emotional struggles, often leading to complications in their own relationships and creating a situation where they offer support without commitment.
2. Someone who crosses boundaries by being overly involved in another person's emotional struggles, often leading to complications in their own relationships and creating a situation where they offer support without commitment.
by HappyC@t July 29, 2025
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