Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

Freshman ditch day

Don’t go to school

I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day

by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021

The Ditching

a term used to refer to a phrase copy-pasted directly from the internet or any article without paraphrasing and changing the sequence of thought of the phrase.

John did his part in the research but when I read it all I can say is...it was done the way of "The Ditching."

by phaggoadnaphoaq May 5, 2022

tit ditch

The voided out space between tits aka the sternum area

Let me motorboat that tit ditch!

by St1ckkman July 18, 2022

Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.

Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...

by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022

Dandruff Ditcher

A joking insult used when your joking around with someone.

You Dandruff Ditcher!

by Pepperpede October 14, 2022

Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"

"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."

by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022