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Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.
Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)
by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007
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dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.
- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."
by austinhaws October 18, 2008
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Deadbabies Feet

When something in a picture takes away the sexiness or hotness of something else.

Referring to the movie "A Door in the Floor" starring Jeff Bridges in which the character Eddie has to cover up Jeff Bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.
The Little Girl: Where are the feet?

Jeff Bridges: Sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don't show her. Goodnight Eddie.

Eddies (internal dialogue that I made up): I wouldn't have to if your dead babies feet weren't such a cock block! Freaking deadbabies feet!
by HotRollaSizzle February 19, 2009
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Deadfake

A great troll of the "LFG" channel in Vanilla WoW, on the Aerie Peak US Server. Famous for <( '_' )>, and just being a general asshat. It is widely speculated the removal of the global LFG channel was in response to Deadfake's faggotry.

Deadfake was banned, but returned as "Drowning" where he continued to troll Trade chat until his likely suicide in 2008.
<generic faggot>: LFG Deadmines PST
Deadfake: <( '_' )> INVITE ME
Deadfake: <( '_' )> INVITE ME
Deadfake: <( '_' )> INVITE ME
Deadfake: <( '_' )> INVITE ME
by Jerakyn July 19, 2010
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dead presidents day

Finally my favorite day of the week, dead presidents day.
by gorge washingtons October 11, 2011
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Deaddickation

When you have to jerk off at least 3-7 times a day. Before work, after work. (even if you are running late) Before the gym, after the gym. Before mowing the grass, after mowing the grass. Before sex....the problem is you jerked off so many times now that your partner wants to have sex , in result you are just stuck with a limp , beat up, lonely, sore hot dog.
Dude, I jerked off so many times today when Amy and I tried to fuck I couldn't even get it hard. Must be a part of my Deaddickation.
by OCMD January 7, 2016
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Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'
Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.
by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016
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