double douche

Using two bluetooth headsets at once, one in each ear.

Have you seen the video of John Mayer sporting the double douche?

by jambalayasauce January 4, 2009

Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

Douche Silo

The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them

"Kevin your a total Douche Silo! I can't belive you banged that girl on my bed!"

by Fireman Don March 15, 2009

douche magnet

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

Booty Douche

A mad case of Diarrhea.

Man, Rhea, I got the booty douche, again!

by Grasshopper213 September 24, 2009

Douche Nugget

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.

Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.

by JakeS18 February 11, 2010

Douche Rocket

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004