dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Dookie slammed

When one lowers a vehicle until it drags it's nuts. Typically on shitty coil overs and steel wheels with no hubcaps.

#dookieslammed

Damn bro your civic is dookie slammed hard!!

by Zombiediver January 5, 2017

Dookie Milk Theory

Dookie milk describes a white women that has been with black men.

Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????

Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????

Example; She dookie milk bro, just thought you should know!!

by Nark Twain October 10, 2021

Dookie

Someone who said something stupid or without sense.

In other words fool

Guy 1: Ronaldo
Guy 2: That's stupid hear dookie

by Mr.ChargeItToTheGame March 6, 2023

Dookie

Dookie is a slam term of poop, potty or feces.

Hey yo! Where does my dookie go?

by Sunil September 8, 2021

Spooky Dookie

When someone has came inside you, and it suddenly comes out later without warning.

Omg... I just had a spooky dookie... I need to change.

by The spooky dookier September 10, 2023

Dookie

(Adj.)

The antonym of "fiend"

To suck at something or to lack awesomeness.

Christian: Wow, the schools pizza is so dookie

Josie: I know, it's terrible

by Bagel_boy June 9, 2014