Dickscrimination

The act of not preferring one dick over another based on color, size, or if cut or uncut

"I'm not fucking you! You're uncut!"
"I can't believe you, that's dickscrimination!"

by Jaus Kin February 28, 2017

Dicksessed

When a female gets obsessed with your dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan got dicksessed after me and her hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, maybe the dick was just too good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

dicksessed

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

Dickscalaber

It's a dick so powerful that it is on par with any sword of legend it is said on thrust from this dick could destroy any coon

Jason was born with dickscalaber he destroys everyone he has sex with

by Ghostboxbeat June 12, 2017

dicks cunt

Dicks cunt is another way of saying "suck shit" or "sucks to be you"

Guy 1: girlfriend ate the last of the chicken.

Guy 2: hahah dicks cunt

by Itzboobabeey August 23, 2017

Dicksense

Kind of like 6th sense but with your dick

He messages me everytime im naked getting in the shower.

Yeah thats because hes using his dicksense

by Mcbrittness October 22, 2017