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scuba diving

Womping out (or) taking an inhalation of nitrous, i.e.- hippie crack, while performing the act of cunnilingus i.e. pussy diving.

safety first.
Mom knocked on the door while I was in the middle of scuba diving and I took another womp before getting out of bed.
by pterodaxel March 27, 2013
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Disingenuine

An improper word used by so called “intellects” who are attempting to sound more intelligent than they actually are; mistaken for ingenuine.
This guy is being so disingenuine ; there is no denying that the Earth is flat.
by PhlatEarfDood421 November 6, 2017
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Muff Diving

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles
Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito
by Fuck me right October 5, 2009
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Muff diving

when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff
i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff
by tanielle halina November 24, 2003
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DIEING

"you don't need a fucking dictionary to know what i meant"
"Grammar isn't my forté"

"I'm DIEING to know what is..."
by tintguy July 22, 2009
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fish dicking

The group act of, well putting your dick in the mouth of a fish you or someone else has caught. An activity conducted in secret by groups of male friends who are always going "fishing". Fish dicking can be a solo adventure but is usually conducted by a group. Fish dickers like talking about fishing trips all the time, and generally drop bank on fish stuff. People who fish dick are constantly blowing off doing cool things such as going to the bar to find bitches, or attending a crunk ass show. Instead of doing something cool fish dickers are always insisting that they have to go fishing instead.
Guy 1 "It's tuesday night let's go to Maxx's and hit on college girls!"
Guy 2 " Can't go tonight, have to go fishing on Saturday.."
Guy 1 " More like going fish dicking.."
by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 December 5, 2015
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Smurf diving

Drinking an audios, in turn, causing your tongue to be stained blue, as though you've been eating smurf pussy for 10 hours.
"alex drank 8 audios motherfuckers, niggaz smurf diving again"
by rob$ October 18, 2008
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