Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Conner demphsy

Stupid and had the smallest penis in the world he also sucked Gav up wqp

Conner demphsy sucked Gavin up

by Connnnnnnnnner September 22, 2018

Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019

lachy delphin

a loner with no friends who probably always says the joke '' when did i ask '' and always says i'm going to kill himself and says stop pulling and alec who by the way is a sexy beast. simp simp simp for all girls but they thought he was a cabbage patch doll. personality traits include: cabbage, rich, when, chipmunk

person 1: i'm going to kill myself
person 2: shut up stop pulling a lachy delphin

by luka marian September 13, 2020

kirk delph

A California Conservative that can’t admit to being wrong when he’s wrong. If he were to move out of California to a actual conservative state he’d be considered a Liberal

Capt Kirk Delph is a left leaning Cali conservative

by Dbadd21 October 15, 2020

to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 3, 2020