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Dangerwank

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.
Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"
by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014
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Danger Days

One of the best albums by the band, My Chemical Romance. It was slightly different from what they normally made. They are (sadly ;-;) not a band anymore, and shall be remembered.
Did you hear the song, Na Na Na? It was my favorite song in the Danger Days album!
by emo-iero October 10, 2016
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Danger zone

When you’re stalking someone’s pictures on social media and accidentally go back to when he/she was underage.
Friend 1: Man, she looks a little weird in this picture...
Friend 2: Dude, that pic’s from 5 years ago! You’re in the danger zone!
by NinjaHouseCat September 24, 2018
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Fire Danger Wank

The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.
Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!
by The Marine Scientist November 11, 2013
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Danger Kitten

An extremely stuck up whore, traped in the horrors of her own ego. Butt-ugly, her mirror must be broken, or else she would have known by now her "flirting" with the users of GameRanger is futile.

If you ever want to become bulemic just look at her picture on PGR after every meal.
"Baron Samedi: danger kitten is yokozuna because she is a fat sumo who likes to try to beat up on aibo burger buddies"
by Drågøn?Girl October 1, 2005
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dj danger mouse

DJ and producer who jumped into the limelight by making the Grey Album, Jay-Z's Black Album over the Beatle's White Album. Has worked with rapper Jemini on the album Ghetto Pop Life and MF Doom as DangerDoom on the album The Mouse and the Mask. Produced Gorillaz Demon Days. Dj Danger Mouse is currently is working with Cee-lo under the name Gnarls Barkley.
by chapelle May 22, 2006
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boston dangler

its a poo where "try as you might it won't snap off"
I just had a boston dangler and it was still in my arse when it was in the water
by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003
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