Cyber?

Wanting to date someone online over phone if in different states, cities, or countries

Jace: cyber?
Billy: ...

by Lilcumstain69 June 2, 2019

Cyber Monday Deal

A financially lucrative deal on online retail items coming the Monday after Thanksgiving.

I found this cyber monday deal for you, I thought you might need some after you mentioned the handyman's special repairs you were making on your bed.

by amateurmaester December 1, 2025

cyber sex

cyber sex, internet sex, or role playing sex is when nerds who cant get laid , have sex with people on the internet, like chat websites, private rooms, direct messages, private social media messages. basically you just use words and type words to each other like what you would do if you was having sex in real life, and as many details as possible. this method not safe because a lot of homosexual nerds pretend to be girls just to get off , and they even made a show about it when i expose them called mtv catfish, and i got no proceeds or royalties just like everything else they stole from me,im the one who started advertisement business, and they make so much money off my idea, even i cant no more, and i ge tno royalties for it

i just lost my virginity to a girl online having cyber sex with her....i feel like a man now....

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

Cyber doodoo

videochatting with someone while both simultaniously taking a massive shit

Sam and Brandon are Cyber doodoo-ing right now !

by Ze Kot January 19, 2010

cyber slap

When you are talking to someone on the phone or text and they come back at you with an attitude but there isn't anything you can do to them except threaten to cyber slap them.

Yo, can you grab me a drink while you're at the store?
What the fuck man? Why can't you get a drink yourself??

Dude, it's only like a dollar... You bout to make me fuck around and cyber slap your bitch ass

by Ishuang April 24, 2016

Cyber VD

When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.

by Schismrobo December 18, 2008

cyber slug

like a cyber potato, it's someone who spends hours in front of a computer without moving.

Jay never watches TV at night, he sits in front of his computer screen for hours on end. He's such a cyber slug

by Besserwisser April 22, 2015