Cord Cult

KiwiCabbit's Twitch chat forced her to make an emote of her own umbilical cord - this has become knows as the Cord Cult.
Did you see KiwiCabbit's new Twitch emote? It was made from the Cord Cult!
by CordCult February 25, 2021
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the giggler cult

the giggler cult is an inside joke group chat on gamejolt.com, also wing gaster from the meme wing gaster hates it for some reason
by yeit September 2, 2024
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bonk cult

a cult that is composed of pretty segsy bezties who deserve the world
linda : HI bonk cult i just peed on my lightning mcqueen bed

rooster: so sexc
by smallyaly July 1, 2020
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Michael Cult

Michael cult: A tik tok cult that is stronger than any cult including vegeta cult
by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
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Totalitarian Sect-Cult

Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.

Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."

Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"

Hym "Neat! I love those!"

Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"

Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"

Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"

Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"

Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"

Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"

Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."

Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"

Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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Cult

1: A term any arrogant religious bigot would give to any other sects inside the religion

Ex: The Muslim Community often give the term "cult" to the ahamdiyya islamic movement (the Ahmadiyya movement is actually the only Islamic sect who has not have any cases of mass genocide or extremism, and they are the most inclusive Islamic sect as well unlike the Sunnis or Shias, who are the ones who are always at war.

Ex: The Christian community gives the term "cult" to Mormons (who were cucks to begin with) and even the Roman Catholics (as it redeemed it self to be more inclusive and Progressives, which was what Christianity was supposed to be in the first place)

2: The actual term is that of a minor local gathering who does not follow a specific text and they are often really sketchy and are the one poisoning the concept of religions.

Ex: The KKK
Christians talking about Muslims: "We must eradicate that cult." Muslims talking about the Ahmadiyya movement: "We must eliminate those pretenders!"
Me: "STFU none of you get to decide what is classified as a cult
by Caye_Daws December 10, 2018
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Cult

Someone with an admiring fanbase who follow them in every way possible. A group that brings in kits for leader in person or on games like EFT
Darkness429 has the best cult in streaming , while Jenntacles is a close 2nd
by Thisisacult March 10, 2021
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