crank biter

A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.
Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!
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Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
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Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution
Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf
by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021
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crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.
Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!
by karliskool October 23, 2020
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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 22, 2024
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Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.
Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.
by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023
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cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters
A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
by StickCranker March 07, 2024
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