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Couple

Perhaps the urban dictionary definition of couple should be

Couple:

1. two individuals sharing their tastebuds in medium rare steaks

2. Middle of the night national anthem delivered in smooth sleepy tones between two humans

3. A couple of bulldozers

4. A couple of cats is way too many cats
Guy- "Hey, says here's it's a "Couples only retreat", think we can pretend to be a couple?"

Girl- "Well, what's your definition of "Couple"?

Guy- "Ah, let's look it up..."
by JVDK August 29, 2017
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super-couple

The official bonding status the combines the names of two individuals. Usually only first names but last names are optional.
Super-Couples include:

Samanthony = Samantha + Anthony
Mabby = Mike + Gabby
Trett = Taylor + Brett
Banna = Brad + Anna
by Salis Lifnap February 7, 2008
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Power Couple

"Whoa! Tammy and Jackson are such a power couple."

"If we got together we'd totally
be a power couple."
by brian_the_pirate May 31, 2018
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chuble

Obesely round child of a maliscious and/or spitefuly obnoxious demeanor. Often found with remnants of yesterday's ice cream drpping off his/her unwashed double chin.
"That chuble just stole Toby's Dorito's and accidentally asphyixiated while licking the bottom of the bag!"
by N Zone August 4, 2008
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Glasgow Cobbler

Common sexual practise in the Glasgow area whereby two males (one or both of which may or may not be dead to begin with) have their mouths defecated in by a third before being strung up by the feet and decapitated. The third male then has sex with both severed heads while lying beneath the blood showers of the first two bodies.
Alan: Fancy a bum?

Christopher: No, sorry, I'm exhausted after I participated in a Glasgow Cobbler this morning.
by FUCKBANBURY September 21, 2009
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Power Couple

Girl1: You saw you saw Jason and emily ? Their dating.
Girl2: I know they a power couple
by Bae21 April 29, 2015
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Coupler

When an amputee or one with an injured arm hand pleasures two men at once by having them face each other and strokes across the the two mens' shafts.
Peggy sprained her wrist at volleyball practice and we were trying to pull a train on her but she refused and just gave us the coupler.
by Red Fradunzel August 19, 2011
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