JVDK's definitions

Couple

Perhaps the urban dictionary definition of couple should be

Couple:

1. two individuals sharing their tastebuds in medium rare steaks

2. Middle of the night national anthem delivered in smooth sleepy tones between two humans

3. A couple of bulldozers

4. A couple of cats is way too many cats

Guy- "Hey, says here's it's a "Couples only retreat", think we can pretend to be a couple?"

Girl- "Well, what's your definition of "Couple"?

Guy- "Ah, let's look it up..."

by JVDK August 29, 2017