super cooter

A vagina that can handle anything and any size.

Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!

by Supercooterpooter January 14, 2023

Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022

cooter hickey

When a woman uses her cooter to leave a hickey on one's neck. Like a rockstar🤘🤘

Travis , "Did you see that bad ass cooter hickey that Karey left on the Aaron's neck last night???"

Cinnamon, "That bitch is a rockstar"

by ShanTe From the band Dirtbox October 4, 2021

cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010

hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023