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Canned coochie 

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
Canned coochie by Trumphater— September 22, 2019

Italian Coochie Seasoning 

It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.
I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill.

Furry Coochie 

It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.
Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck
Furry Coochie by FurryCoochie123 January 16, 2020

la coochie caca

the infamous being that fucks J'Den in the ass
J'Den: dude la coochie caca fucked me in the ass

National coochie day 

Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.
Jessica: I'm running out of pads!

Taylor: Luckily it's national coochie day tomorrow!

Roachy Coochie 

In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.
Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."
Roachy Coochie by Mike Ooch December 21, 2022