Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022

control + W

^W is a control sequance on UNIX terminals that deletes a word back. Similiar pun as striked out text, to represent freudian subconsciously typed truth.

i only do it for the money^Wfun (the UNIX notation for control + W is ^W)

by yozsi88 April 3, 2011

Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.

Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.

by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023

controllative

maintain a very positive control of your airspace by issuing instructions that make you look like that you come out the real academy

I should be more controllative when working Lanier

by drew0507 May 27, 2022

voice control

a word that maya abuaish shouted in computer class (wasn't even the correct answer)
og inside joke

miss arwa: can you guys give me and example?
maya: VOICE CONTROL!!!!

by cantsleepsobored November 14, 2023

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar

I break controller.

by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022

speedballin out of control

To do exorbitant amounts of dope (Heroin and Methamphetamine). Usually within the confines of one evening at the trap. Often accompanied by drug buddies, assorted paraphernalia, and no regard for any type of human reason.

"Yo did you see Jess at the trap last night? That bitch was speedballin out of control!!"
"Yeah that bitch ain't human!!"

"She just likes to play 'let's see how high we can get without needing defibrillator' crazy bitch!"

by ·crystal·black·persuasion· May 5, 2018