kendallville sugar cone

While standing naked, a guy scratches the dandruff and lice out of his hair and puts it on his dick. After a secret fermentation and aging process, the lice, dandruff, hair and dick cells form a sweet delicacy that surprisingly resembles the crunch and taste of a sugar cone.

It was my birthday and Brit had a sweet tooth anyway, so we both enjoyed a Kendallville Sugar Cone!

by June 29, 2024

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sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather

My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.

by exo1083 May 02, 2024

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Sissy cone

Sissy cone a very small ice cream cone. Also used by very weird men

We went to the ice cream shop, and my penis is small so I orderd a sissy cone.

by Hi June 09, 2014

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Cone Nips

Cone nips are two enlarged pencil tops on your chest.
They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.

Person #1: Daaaaaaaamn! That guy got some floppy Cone Nips!
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?

by |JP| July 15, 2016

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