Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

Computerroids

Hemorrhoids, which is painful swelling in the rectum, that one develops when sitting at the computer for prolonged periods of time.

He was unable to complete his assignment due to his computerroids.

by Dr.Zulu December 30, 2011

computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.

Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.

by ijuhyg May 1, 2015

computerman

someone who absolutely loves memes and big men.

Computerman over there said his favorite dessert was real men...

by illpumpyesilly May 18, 2016

COMPUTER

computer is another term for gay

bruh your a computer

by Oofer gang123 September 25, 2019

mix computer

in diving, a computer used to mix gases

"Take a look at this mix computer.
It got a little banged up."

by havrancek February 7, 2009

lk computes

a gayfag who thinks he is all that and a bag of dicks

lk computes is a fucking idiot.

by ultra gayfag February 10, 2020