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Cardboard Classic

Specifically, when a person or persons do something standard, pre-destined, or downtright natural to their character resulting in often humourous or extreme concequences.
Cosmo: Man, Noemie just slapped that bouncer in the face!
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.

or

Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off
by Harkyharky February 27, 2008
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Santa-clausing

Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016
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classical

In general, boring old shit that stuck up people lacking a soul obsess about. Certain exceptions to this rule may exist. Namely, these are anything I like that can be labeled as "classical."
Let's go listen to some classical music. Wait, no, I'd rather get shot in the head.
by Chrisssssssssss32432 October 9, 2006
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Classical

What some loser kids say instead of 'Thats good!"
Dude your hat is classical!
by QueenOfThePixies April 13, 2006
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Rebok Classics

A phrase generated on the streets of london for kids of asian (indian etc) culture that immate/think theyre black kids.
Asian Kid: yo.. wassup blud, that club was of da heeezy init!

Black Kid.1: man look at dat reebok classic, wheres he goin wit dat!?

Black Kid.2: Init just!
by Eboney May 7, 2005
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sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter
by john September 28, 2003
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Classified

Classified means you have no idea what you’re doing.
Melody says her future is classified
by ChimpPimp9000 July 14, 2019
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