Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Classic Cyrill

When you suddenly feel like your Brain just stopped working and you feel like you fell on your head.

I just had 7 lessens of French class, I feel so classic Cyrill.

by DennisBro October 25, 2023

Classic Benny

When someone does something so stupid or silly it’s like a classic “Benny Hill” comedy sketch

Look at this silly sausage running across a farmers field to retrieve a golf ball! That’s Classic Benny!

by TheBGF! February 12, 2024

Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.

„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“

by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

Aryan Classic

A man-loving man, or a trans woman in it self, or having any intimate feelings/relations with another man, or a trans woman

"I just saw John make out with some dude."
"Another aryan classic."

"Did you hear Robert just transitioned? She's an aryan classic now."
"What's her new name?"

by _kALAFIOR November 23, 2023

but it's a classic

How an egyptian pool singer will explain why he doesn't need to change song

So the guy said "but it's a classic!" so we kept the noses on until we left the store.

by Makrellen August 12, 2017

Classic Steve

Classic Steve is when someone talks mad shit and hacks games

You can't see my high score but mine is better ohhh classic Steve

by Red rhymes March 3, 2017