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Chicken Choker

The larva of the tiger beetle; burrows itself into the ground up to one meter to catch hapless passersby that fall in; is an ugly son of a bitch.

Endless entertainment can be had when pushing sticks and small pebbles into these holes. The foreign debris is then heaved up and out of the hole. Then, since they have very small brains and thus very poor memory, when you cover their hole again the same shenanigans will ensue.

They are also very hard to catch. I managed to catch only three (3) for my chicken choker necklace. (Lolz!)
Mark runs a chicken choker farm for specimens to put in his gumbo.
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John Cooper School

A college prep located in The Woodlands. Supposedly a rich, preppy, snobby school for people who are rich, snobby and most likely preppy.

A wealthier school, yes, and with the typically rich and snobby people who think they are above society and the rule. Many recieve scholarships to attend, or are offered financial support to pay the fees.

People who attend John Cooper are usually very nice and is basically no different than any other public school. It has every kind of person, wether they are short or tall, rich or poor, emo or prep, it is no different.
A- Yo that sweet sixteen was so John Cooper School Yo!

B- Dude! It didn't have Soulja Boy playing though! It was just a average party!

A- Yeah... I heard of one kid who had him though!

B- Yeah, that kid went to OUR school!
by Truth_Speaker January 4, 2010
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choner

It is a chode boner.
Lol, dude quit bein' a choner.
by DJ STAPLEZ May 30, 2004
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Michael Cooper

A stunningly handsome young chap that dazzles women with his grace and charm... This guy pisses excellence... He once scored 6 touchdowns in one game in pop warner football.. His athleticism and raw power makes him a man amongst children in the sports world... He took first in all 7 fantasy baseball leagues in 1997.. He is a well oiled machine that you wouldn't want to piss off because one glare from this exceptional human being could prove fatal, hes that good-looking.. In conclusion, if you ever meet Michael Cooper, you should ask him for his autograph because its worth a lot more coin than yours is...
I saw Michael Cooper at the mall yesterday and I fainted because he's even hotter in person than on t.v.

I busted a Michael Cooper and had the best game of my life!
by Harry Setanuts February 8, 2010
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chaper chaper

a word used in place of another word which is related to drugs stash
by chino aka June 1, 2006
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choder lips

The cracked lips that ensue after sucking on a short fat dick
Fred; did you see the choder lips on sheardy today he's probably being sucking his brothers chode again.

John; yeh he really ought to stop sucking his brothers cock, its kinda gay
by John-Redbridge April 28, 2008
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Chopper-MAN

Manifestation of all the hate and spite in the world, purpose is to rag on others and to destroy self-esteem.
Snydy:Why are you so mean to everybody?

Chopper-MAN:Cause it is easy.
by Dendrobium December 17, 2008
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