astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

bonnet chicken

Similar to the common insult of referring to someone as a chicken, but taking it even a step further by calling them a chicken that is so particularly needy that they require a bonnet on their head.

Brooke is laying on the beach in sunny Mexico with a margarita in hand but complaining about the wind. What a bonnet chicken!

by Zizzle December 25, 2018

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

chicken beakin

Forming your fingers into a chicken beakin shape in order to bang a chick to loosen her up

I was chicken beakin this slut just so I could put the tip in

by DChomps August 6, 2018

Random Chicken

An elusive software bug

The development team could not track down that Random Chicken

by rune93 October 16, 2014

chicken mumba

The dance woody harrelson's charcter performs in zombieland.

Dang, that guy can really chicken mumba

by BoredInLib-k.d. November 9, 2010

Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.

When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!

by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017