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Nail chipper

An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.

The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.

Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.

Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.

I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.

Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.

Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.

I don't care how much they're going to pay me !

Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack

Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!

Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
by rockynugs November 30, 2018
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reyes chopper

When a man with the last name Reyes sits in a sex swing, gets twisted around and around until the is no slack in the swing harness, released spinning wildly down onto a fist(real or faux)
Josh and his wife really enjoy doing the Reyes chopper to celebrate his new fondness for spinning and getting fisted.
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Cloud Clapper

Will is such a cloud clapper, he can't stop vaping even when he's banging his girl.
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foot clapper

a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement
Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum
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Circle clapper

When a woman with large breast is riding on top, and her breast begin to swing in a circular motion thus clapping together thus creating a audible clapping noise
Patty cakes bought a lap dance from a circle clapper
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The part of puberty where your d*ck grows
Omg! Luke had his last chapter of puberty!
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Nut chopper

A woman that tries to emasculate a man. She literally nags u until u physically feel like uve been kicked in the nuts.
My ex wife is a real nut chopper. Aka ball buster.
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