Carrot Nose

The point at which a male becomes spontaneously erect.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I just grew a carrot nose.

by Osoi May 27, 2013

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

Carrot jockey

A woman who masturbates with a carrot.

That carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her twat from internal bleeding

by cityStatic April 20, 2011

carroting

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!

Johnny was a great at carroting.

by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006

carrot

carrot is a orange headed boy with freckles all over the fucking place. he was born 9 months after his mum masterbated with a carrot

hey that guys a carrot

by allan is houso August 21, 2006

Baby Carrot

A Bay Port term meaning that something is lame, uncool, or not done well; slang for a tiny penis.

Hey Jon, AP Stats is so baby carrot; Robb's penis is so baby carrot.

by Bay Port Band Pirate February 20, 2011

carrot

the word carrot is an unusual word but in the land of essex this word is used to cover up another word which is very bad. carrot stands cunt

bro your such a carrot

by carrotkicker October 24, 2014