Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019

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carl

The smartest guy in school and a good friend.

person 1: that new guy is really smart!
person 2: yeah he must be a carl

by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019

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Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.

Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.

by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019

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Carl Wilhelm

A handsome boy who often typed or pronounced CW.

Carl Wilhelm is a smart boy that often is a genie in math. He hates school but is really good to get good grades.

He likes to play computer games and loves to play with friends online.

Person 1: Have you seen that CW?
Person 2: Yes I've heard he is a real maniac in school.
Person 1: What?! Ive heard he is really good in these video games.
Person 2: Yea he is good at everything that Carl Wilhelm!

by 4FX April 10, 2018

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