Tropic of Cancercorn

1.The entire area that lies between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn.

2.An std that causes dementia contracted while visiting the tropics.

Hey bro I heard you went to South America this Summer. Nope, I was kickin it all over that mofo Tropic of Cancercorn. Dude that's gross, sounds like you were having sex with some kinda GMO shit. Do they have a cure for that Tropic of Cancercorn?

by PhadeNot March 8, 2013

Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer

A mental condition caused by years of various degrees of substance abuse and and unprotected sexual relations with brazen trollops that are often ,but not exclusively met on dating websites such as Tinder. Most commonly the victims of Frontal lobe brain cancer will deny that the years of hard living have anything to do with their erratic behavior and will seek sympathy from friends and family.

Hey man..what's up with Leo? Did the syphilis finally catch up with his mental state?

I think so...But, he claims that he has frontal lobe brain cancer.

by The Honarable Mayor Fouts February 18, 2017

Tropic of Cancer

The sector in the equatorial latitudes of the Northern Hemisphere where tobacco is grown.

I absolutely detest tobacco and cigarettes, so I’d prefer not to visit any area of the world that’s within the Tropic of Cancer… I’ll take my “balmy climate” vacation on the southern side of the equator, thank you very much.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

You just gave me cancer

The phrase you tell to a person when something about what they did or said tortured the very fiber of your being to such an extent that you felt like you just got cancer, but wanted to bring that fact to light in a chill, joking, almost passive-aggressive fashion.

Friend: I think I'm going to buy a scooter. I spend too much time walking and it would make me more productive.
Me: Cool bro, there's just one problem... You just gave me cancer.

by That-Just-Gave-Me-Cancer September 9, 2019

Rapist of cancer

Ohhhhh nonce ohhhhhh syphilis nonce ladennnnnn ohhhhh

Raping the rapist of cancer

by Rapist i love peadophilia September 11, 2019

tescular butt cancer

something horribly wrong with your rectom from having anal sex with to much guys

dennis u got tescular butt cancer u fucking guys pervert

by bradfelton June 16, 2009

canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009