bad cabbage

an unspeakably gross sex act

"i heard Adam bad cabbaged his girlfriend the other night"
"ewwww!" "ugghhh!" "no way!!"

by bad cabbage wilkins May 9, 2014

Cabbage Waptain

a state of being

I'm a cabbage waptain

by Sir Wapty Cabbage November 7, 2012

Cabbage

Used to describe something that is absolute shit.

Also caaaaabbbssss for emphasis.

"Luke's looking so cabbage today!"

"I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't shown up all year" "Fuck that's cabsssss!"

by Sanremo August 25, 2018

cabbage

a special type of cabbage that only a crecture loves his name is .... eh papa / me he hides them in his belly button!

person 1- woah look tehre eh papa and hes blaming people for stealing his cabbage

by urgrandmasaggy December 20, 2018

Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015

Cabbaged

To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.

Man this guy smacks 1 bino and he's cabbaged
Wake up you fuckin cabbage!

by Cabbagemaster69 August 11, 2017

too much cabbage

giving the car too much gas

John was driving my Ford and gave it too much cabbage and hit the ruhbarb!

by kellyjrk2000 February 6, 2009