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Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.
While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.
by Alex Terego February 23, 2014
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ball brain

When you squeeze your nut sack and your testicles come up together and they look like a brain
by That Asian Bat Wing May 20, 2014
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bag brain

someone that is just a bag. It's not something that just happens over night, it's a very much a gradual process. A bag brain is someone that smokes shit loads of pot most days of the week and pretty much become dependent on it. If someone is a bag they're usually pretty chill to be with as they're calm people themselves.
'Philip has turned into such a bag brain!''

'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'
by bag brain July 16, 2014
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Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.
I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams
by TadBitOfThad May 11, 2015
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Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.
How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.
by pred69 October 6, 2015
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Squid brain

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"
by HawkRing August 11, 2016
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Game brain

A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.
Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.
by a j a x March 15, 2017
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