Blubberbaby

The giant shit someone takes that eats only whaleblubber in winter when they eat their first bits of fiber after winter. This shit can feel like giving birth that’s why it’s referred as a baby.

A: Hey have you already gave birth to your blubberbaby?

B: Not yet, but after some oats tomorrow I will drop this 10 pounder in the ceramic.

A: Be happy about a ten pounder my blubberbaby was at least a twelver…

by coon 69 March 15, 2026

Blamberfledge

To be completely and utterly bamboozled/befuddled. Typically said in amusement when describing the confusion of others.

"Haha, did you see that guy? Dude was blamberfledged"

by Jeffrey Pringle March 10, 2025

Blumpers

Blumpers: Slang for a woman with notably large, eye-catching breasts.

Did you see that girl’s blumpers?

by R4NDMP1AYR72 April 8, 2025

Blueberry Pie

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy while she has a blue waffle, flip her over, and cream in her ass.

Can also involve having a cuck eat her ass out and suck all the fluids out, being the one to eat the blueberry pie.

"Hey man, what was going on with shalissa?"
"oh, I was making out with shalissa yesterday and ended up giving her a blueberry pie"

by pyssstorm May 15, 2025

Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

blubberfluffing

The sexual act of a morbidly obese person sitting on one’s face and farting into his/her face.

The obese elementary teacher was put on leave after accusations of blubberfluffing one of her students after school.

by Wezkimble July 13, 2025

Blueberry Cope

A type of cope (a mechanism, often a belief or rationalization, used to deal with an unpleasant or difficult truth) which is characterized by its exceptionally soft and blue-pilled nature.

Person A: I'm going to skip the gym today, girls like dad-bods anyways.

Person B: What a blueberry cope!

by Lil Tep July 19, 2025