blowjob week 

The 1 week out of 4 where your shag bag performs blowjob administration instead of taking your donkey shlong inside her poon due to being up on blocks

shlonginator: hey rory u goin home poundin ur bird later??
rory: no man shes up on blocks
shlonginator: bumour, buts its blowjob week ya?!
rory: does a bear shit in the woods?!
lads: NICE!!

enda: DIES!!!!

blowjob week by shlonginator April 19, 2007

Poopy Blowjob 

The same thing as Ass to Mouth.

Person 1: Dude... I just licked my own shit off a guy's dick...FOR CRACK!
Person 2: Nice, a poopy blowjob
Person 1: DAMN CHINKS!

Poopy Blowjob by Cow Poly May 9, 2007

Steak and Blowjob Day 

The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day, and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day.

Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!

Steak and Blowjob Day by MrJLo1 March 1, 2019

blowjob queen 

Popularized by Liz Phair, yes, but the name of the song is Flower on her album Exile to Guyville

I want to be your blowjob queen.

blowjob queen by Beezo September 19, 2005

chewbacca blowjob 

The act of woman making the chewbacca howl while giving a blowjob
specifically a prostitute.

do you think that whore could give a good chewbacca blowjob?
would it cost extra?

chewbacca blowjob by collin thompson December 6, 2006

Butterfly Blowjob

The cousin of the butterfly kiss, the girl, instead of putting a dick in her mouth, stalls by lowering her face onto the dick and giving it butterfly kisses.

I thought she was going to suck my dick, but she gave me a butterfly blowjob instead. I kind of liked it.

Butterfly Blowjob by Naughty Eskimo September 16, 2011

Doberman Blowjob 

A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.

After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.

Doberman Blowjob by puddinghatch May 2, 2005