Wet Blanket

See Tony for details.

Tony is a wet blanket.

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022

Pig In a Blanket

undercover cops

Friend1: "yoo keep cool there's a pig in a blanket"

Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"

Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"

by PearlStorm2212 September 20, 2025

blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024

Blanket bsf

A blanket bsf is a MF that you could cuddle with because their blankets smell like piss juice. A blanket bsf could also be someone who u talk so much shit about but the “blanket” is covering all of the sneaky secrets...
A blanket bsf could be someone who you want to finger you under a blanket 😩🤚🏽.

Bsf 1: ou bsf your blanket smells like piss . Lets cuddle
Bsf2: yeah.. now I am your blanket bsf,

Bsf: finger me under the blankets. 🖖
Bsf2: okay.. I’ll become ur blanket bsf.

by stankasf February 9, 2021

blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex June 7, 2018

Blanket Pool

You put two couches together so that they make a “pool” and you chuck blankets (coverlets; doonas; what have you) and pillows in it. Jump in! It’s like a pillow fort but with couches and blankets!

Yesterday I binge-watched Rick and Morty from my blanket pool.

by Pineapple Hwy July 6, 2021