Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011

beast baby

a baby that was conceived during basic training in the armed forces

damn she got a beast baby 4 weeks into basic.

by l9100 February 13, 2013

beastars

a great show your "not a furry" friend enjoys. its zootopia but the male and female leads are significantly better

"i love beastars! im not a furry, but legoshi's making me feel a lil something"

by mrmalfoyswifey October 11, 2021

Arcane Beast

(n) One who threatens to roundhouse kick orphans when people post things on the internet about him.

(v) The act of roundhouse kicking an orphan in the face.

1. I just Arcane Beasted the shit out of that orphan!
2. Ohhhh! That orphan got Arcane Beasted!

by the eNeME February 10, 2008

Krunchberry beast

Woman with no neck, thick shoulders, and large breasts.

often unkempt

You'll recognize a Krunchberry beast by its distinct "apple" figure.

by cruelbutcool October 4, 2008

Sick Beast

someone who is so incredibly amazing at what they do that they shouldn't even be allowed to do it.

yo, sara-beth is such a sick beast at sniping that he got 7 head shots with 1 bullet.

by JJ!! March 6, 2009

Jager-Beast

The person you wake up with after a night of Jager-Bombs, especially if you are stalked afterwards...

Dude, you hooked up with a Jager-Beast

by bigdoge99 February 2, 2010