Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

Vii is a beaner

A mexican woman who doesnt understand that she is the biggest beaner in the voice chat, talking about vii btw

No, Vii is a beaner

by Kingmama BOi August 12, 2023

make me tacos beaner

What I tell my Mexican friend to do

Me: Make me tacos beaner
Friend: No you Dago
Me: Fuck you beaner
Friend: Go make me pizza
Me: Go pick beans

by tittypiggy June 18, 2023

life span of a Beaner

When you fall off the border at the age of 12

Roberto has the life span of a beaner he died at the age of 12 because he was to fat to fit over the border

by Josethebeaner November 1, 2023