gay nigga laundry basket

The best insult for anybody who TYB. Only used on the rarest occasions. and no way they can pull a reverse card on you

Kyle: I just fucked your bitch
You: gay nigga laundry basket
Kyle: Sorry bro

by bade_boner August 25, 2019

Fruits Basket

A shoujo anime series starring a 16 year-old girl who finds herself in many strenuous sexual hijinks with the Sohma family (who happens to turn into the twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex). So kawaii!

Fruits Basket is the best anime series ever!

by Naomi August 7, 2004

basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

by TheBirdManYeah January 12, 2008

Baked-Over

Similar to hung-over, the shitty feeling one gets the day after smoking copious amounts of marijuana.

I was going to get up and go to class today, but I was far too baked-over to function.

by JHUUrban April 22, 2010

Based Jesus

A certain individual who usually post funny, humerus jokes on the website's WorldStarHiphop comment section. While trying to dominate the top comment game, usually succeeding one comment at a time. You may catch a comment or two from this individual on every video posted on the website WorldStarHipHop.

Based Jesus ┼: Been a real nigga since 600 B.C

by Jesus Based Christ February 3, 2014

based_and_ancap_pilled

A person with good political views but is British so it invalidates anything this person said.

That person over is so based_and_ancap_pilled

by I hate British people October 7, 2020

Fat Baked

Getting super loaded and eating until u feel sick and bloated. Victim may appear white baked with 3 inches of belly protruding from shirt, followed by pants unbuttoned and zipper partially down.

Man I got so "fat baked" last night that I pooped 3 times before it was even noon today.

by Joey Chris March 29, 2010