Base Up

To burn marijuana with one or more people.

Jeff: Hey Billy you work today?
Billy: Nah man.
Jeff: You tryna base up?
Billy: Yee bub.

by Base Up Lord May 12, 2016

Basement Intellectual

Philosophical and insightful people who do not capitalise on their intellectual potential. Characterised by the following behaviours:

- Elitism, and intellectually snobbish behaviour
- Always working on a 'passion project'
- Frequent irritation towards people who are misinformed/illogical
- Extreme laziness
- Poor hygiene
- Poor financial stability

Alexa: I was just talking about toothbrushes, when Steve started ranting about how they're a product of 'shoddy capitalism' or whatever. Can't he have a normal conversation?

John: Oh Steve! What a Basement Intellectual!

by Anjelloe May 12, 2017

Baseadicking

The act of eating a baseball and then shoving your erect penis into a mouse.

Stop baseadicking that mouse man.

by xbooperx May 29, 2018

base dige

It's a persian word that means it's enough and it is used to tell somebody to stop doing something.

Base dige, you have wounded us.

by Wounded guy August 16, 2018

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

by arcticroy July 9, 2021

based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.

My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.

by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021