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Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 13, 2018
mugGet the Canadian bagelmug.

Bagel

When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.
"I pulled a chick last night Tom"

"I saw man! What was it like?"

"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
by Gomery May 25, 2015
mugGet the Bagelmug.

Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017
mugGet the Toasting the bagelmug.

#bageling

The act of placing bagels sporadically throughout a neighbourhood
Me and Miller went #bageling on Monday

That guy got #bageled!
by Dr Bagel April 11, 2025
mugGet the #bagelingmug.

Bagel giver

The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic
by Taezumazi January 8, 2022
mugGet the Bagel givermug.

Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
mugGet the Blue haired bagelmug.

Explosive Bagel

When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job
Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel
by endmysuffering July 30, 2016
mugGet the Explosive Bagelmug.

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