by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021

A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.
(Playing baseball)
Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)
Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)
Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.
Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.
*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015

AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018

When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.
by Daralewis May 9, 2019

by boredassstudent April 28, 2023
