fart-arse

To muck around or be stupid.

Michael, stop fart-arseing around and mow the lawn.

by xXDaniiXx December 14, 2008

machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

move your arse

A saying that is always made by Gordon Ramsey in Hell's Kitchen, but does not mean move your ass. It's actually a coarse way of saying hurry up.

Cahiser "Can I get a raise, boss?"
Boss "No, and quit talking to me about it. Now move your arse to the counter before I fire you."

by CBNSK July 3, 2007

aspartame arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

by Alex in Scarborough December 14, 2008

tit arse

When someone is really annoying you, it is the first thing that comes into your head and comes out of your mouth, that doesn't really make sense but everyone knows what you mean

"Azoulay your such a tit arse"

by coops29 October 8, 2009

the whole arse

a comeback when someone calls you an arsehole

John: Your an Arshole
Jim: well your the whole arse

by iiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttiiiiiii March 14, 2018

hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.

You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!

by Alan Muir May 18, 2006