Anal Bisque 

Similar to Ball Soup, but this pooling of sweat resides much closer to the aft of the gooch and the anus. Said bisque can provide extreme discomfort and the occasional skid mark.

I swear to little, tiny baby Jesus, this anal bisque I'm sitting is going to kill me.

Anal Bisque by Shinigami71 December 10, 2009

Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

Anal Cartographers by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Anal linesman 

The snooty girl who will let you stick it in her ass but as soon as things start getting fun she blows the whistle and cuts the play short.

I was banging Michelle in her ass yesterday and she went all anal linesman on me before I was done!!! What a bitch!!

Anal linesman by Justin J Bombs July 8, 2011

Anal Whisper 

The whispers from your anus, aka a silent fart

I could hear his anal whispers.

The anal whispers were terrible, they snuck out and smelled the place up

Anal Whisper by Shirley Jimenez December 15, 2011

Anal Hero 

One who conquers the anus

that anal hero just emerged from the asscrack

Anal Hero by TheSimpleTruth1697 January 8, 2012

anal pyro

1. Someone who enjoys farting on a lighter and burning things doing that.
2. Someone who rams there ass into a bon fire, catches their ass on fire then burns down the yard.
3. Someone who thinks he is going to fart on a fire but then he accidently diarreahs all over it causing a huge methane chemical explosion and burning their asshole.

1. Guy 1: "Dude watch this!"
Guy 2:"ok"
*Guy 1 puts lighter by his ass and farts.*
Guy 2:"holy shit! You lit the gas can on fire! You're such an anal pyro!"

2. The anal pyro rammed his ass against the fire. But then his ass caught on fire! He ran in circles but then his corpse fell and lit the yard on fire.

3. Guy 1: "hey im gonna fart on this fire!"
Guy 2: "go ahead."
*Guy 1 pulls down his pants*

First nothing happened but then a gurgling sound was made.

Guy 1: " uh-oh!"
He tried to pull up his pants but then a brown liquid flew all over the fire and farting sounds filled the ear drums of guy 2!
The fire suddenly made a mushroom cloud and guy 1 was incenerated!
Guy 2: you are a stupid anal pyro!

anal pyro by pspmiles June 29, 2014

Anal Oral 

When you put your tongue on someone's butt hole or when someone puts there tongue on your butthole. This can also be called rimming

I don't usually like butt play but that anal oral last night was amazing!

Anal Oral by loverboy2000 February 28, 2015