woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.

Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.

by q359 July 25, 2023

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wee woo

It’s like that one clip from SpongeBob where Patrick screams “WEE WOO WEE WOO”

“WEE WOO WEE WOO”

by anonymous August 12, 2023

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Wee Woo

A greeting. Used to avoid the awkwardness of starting a two person conversation online.

User1: Wee woo!
User2: Woo wee! How are you?

by KAboom!everyonedied August 17, 2023

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Wheezy Woo

Developed as a child friendly term for a child or adult who constantly cries or complains for no good reason.

You're a little wheezy woo

Stop Wheezy wooing

by David Mcnulty September 9, 2023

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Kim Woo Tang

He is a man of beauty, With long shiny black hair and have wolf tattooed on his left tit anyways mans a sexy bartender 😉😜 and also is owner of barchmistry (yes he experiments with alcohol 🍸)

Person 1: Yoo! Who is that sexy ass man?
Me: That's my husband his name is Kim Woo Tang isn't he soooo pretty

by Careless_Loser November 25, 2021

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