Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018

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Iyanni thomas

She’s the most prettiest amazing person you can ever have she might be mean sometimes but you’ll love her and she has a Lotta love her heart you might like her but she will always love you

iyanni thomas is the most amazing person

by Mia thomas June 24, 2019

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Thomas Syndrome

A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.

Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.

by Pisslegend November 14, 2019

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Jaxon thomas

That amazing person that all the girls love and want to fuck

Guy -Look that's a Jaxon Thomas

Girl-Hey he is hot i want to fuck him

by No name patrol gq November 24, 2019

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William Thomas

Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.

William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)

by a lil boi named Hayden April 19, 2019

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