Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2014

Peanut Butter Breath Of Versailles

Peanut Butter Breath Of Versailles

Peanut Butter Breath Of Versailles

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

what happened to this peanut butter

THE BEST QUOTE

Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.

by syrup :) September 19, 2023

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying

friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms

by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023