Muff Doppler

The Supreme Prophet of The Muff. He spreads the gospel according to Muff. He speaks in cryptic language and is a healer of back ailments.

"I need to talk to Muff Doppler. My back is aching me from too much funny bizness at Dave and Busted's."

by Luke the Drifter February 3, 2010

Muff Head

When a person with a shaved head or is bald, rests their head under a hairy snatch, they are dubbed "Muff Head"

Phil: My head is so cold!

Susie: Well, i guess you can put it under my hairy vag.

Phil: Really!? Thanks, I've never been Muff Headed before!

by Cock Monsta gonna eat chu! September 27, 2009

muff bluff

when one chick prevents another from getting laid by moving in on thier man/woman. same as a cock block but with girls.

Trudy was all over Todd but Gina slid in and gave Trudy a big time muff bluff.

by CuzzyHad2 November 17, 2009

muff scum

the white chalky residue around the lips of a womens vagina after a long night of taking the cock rocket.

I was getting ready to eat her out when I discovered that she had some muff scum left over from the night before.

by patty winland February 15, 2010

Club Muff

When girls are dancing at clubs all night they make alot of sweat, especially around their vagina, which than makes it stink and taste bad, therefore, Club Muff

Dude, i brought the hottest chick home last night but she had the worst club muff ever.

by tbang123 October 6, 2009

muff puff

A PRAWN CRACKER

would anyone like a muff puff

by GUSTOVTHEGREAT December 9, 2010

Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010