Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.
Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.
by Accio Wine February 09, 2016
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Messi League Soccer

MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.
1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer
by Simon8989 June 08, 2023
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a league where 15-21 year olds sweat lego soccer and pack in vc to show their dominance
Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE
by ivannnn23 September 01, 2021
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Whore soccer mom

Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time
Parents: where is the coach

Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom
by Shhddtigx September 19, 2020
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Soccer Player Syndrome

When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans
Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.

Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!
by Haywired4 May 09, 2021
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baltimore bays soccer

the baltimore bays are so rufous

the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer
by BananaHammock Jonas June 22, 2005
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United States Soccer

A team of players that the entire world takes WAY too seriously. If a team barely wins it's awful group on pure luck and all the talking heads are saying what an accomplishment it is, it is OVER-RATED!!! If same team loses to an awful Ghana team in extra time, it is not a learning experience, it was a pathetic beatdown. Stop cheering and start booing!
Talking Head: In a close loss, the United States Soccer team comes away with memories and learnings.

Me: WHAT? THEY SUCK!!!
by EnglishBasterd233 June 27, 2010
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