Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...

by e-rips January 5, 2004

Salad Shooter

A vegitarian or vegan with the runs.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

egg salad

Slang for 'excellent'

"I did what you asked, sir."

"Egg salad!"

by j-reddd April 2, 2008

side salad

is getting or giving a tossed salad to a dwarf or midget.

At that bachelor party the dancers gave each other side salads.

by sg420 May 3, 2010

hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Salad Swerver

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.

I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.

by Sffil June 2, 2008

pube salad

A large showing of pubes.

"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"

by rnovak October 24, 2008